This. Is. Me.

fucktheflagandfuckyou:

baiovevo:

Oh u love ur mom? Name 3 of her albums

1) I swear to fucking god I have to do everything in this house
2) No it’s okay I’ll do it myself
3) If I have to ask you one more time I’m gonna lose it

oneiannie:

Ummm this is my dream bed. So much cuddles and purring!

crazy-chick-with-crazy-hair:

hoganddice:

snark0lepsy:

The Whitest Kids U’ Know x

No seriously, it’s stuff like this makes America look like a really creepy, really big cult to people on the outside.
Just sayin’.

One of the few reasons I don’t say the Pledge of Allegiance.

THM.